Thursday, August 10, 2006
Soccer & Moms
I am so not a soccer mom. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so not. NOT. I'm just not.
I love taking the small child to soccer practice. I love watching him play. I love
that he loves it......but I stay in the car. (These next few statements exclude Ruth, Tony, Kim, Rich, Eric, Debbie and the other soccer parents on small child's team. Very cool people.) I watch all the other soccer moms mingle. I watch all the other soccer dads mingle. I watch them all chat to each other about each other behind each other's backs. I watch them chat about each other's children behind each others backs. UGH! I just don't get it. So, again, I must reiterate.....I AM SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, SO NOT a soccer mom.
I love taking the small child to soccer practice. I love watching him play. I love
that he loves it......but I stay in the car. (These next few statements exclude Ruth, Tony, Kim, Rich, Eric, Debbie and the other soccer parents on small child's team. Very cool people.) I watch all the other soccer moms mingle. I watch all the other soccer dads mingle. I watch them all chat to each other about each other behind each other's backs. I watch them chat about each other's children behind each others backs. UGH! I just don't get it. So, again, I must reiterate.....I AM SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, SO, SO NOT a soccer mom.
# posted by Loralee @ 8:09 PM 
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Small childs dad home schools him now but YES. I AM SOOOO WITH YOU!
What's with the "high school mentality" of those people?
What's with the "high school mentality" of those people?
I am so not a "My child is on anykind of team" mom, but I still try.
I was PTA president for forever and I hated people who thought they owned the schools. Wenches.
I was PTA president for forever and I hated people who thought they owned the schools. Wenches.
I used to ride the PTA to work every day. Is that in any way related to what you're all talking about?
LL....YOU would be the coolest PTA president ever. These are all just general blanket statements regarding MOST of those sort of people.
Sharon, I have a feeling Alex is messing with us again! Hee!
Sharon, I have a feeling Alex is messing with us again! Hee!
Thanks, babe. I was pretty damn cool at it, but then, I don't have my knickers in a perpetual knot. They have been through 4 presidents this year. I started the organization and served for 3 long years. I think the newest one will be a keeper, thank goodness.
I hate to tell you this, but I think there are soccer mom types everywhere... even in grad school. Yick.
I like the early-30s single soccer moms. Too bad they have to have kids to be soccer moms - it ruins the appeal.
this will be fun then on saturday or sunday when i go with you to jarrod's game. me and you can do our own "soccer mom" thing. we'll show THEM.....:-P we'll talk about odd and obscure things
# posted by 
: 7:52 PM
: 7:52 PM
You should dress up in white ribbed tank tops and cutoff denim shorts, bring a 12er of Blatz or Old Milwaukee, and shout obscenities at the ref. That would be so damned funny!
But remember to bring a video camera if you do. I want to see the Californians' reactions to a couple of redneck soccer moms!
But remember to bring a video camera if you do. I want to see the Californians' reactions to a couple of redneck soccer moms!
Oh, and remember: if you have to wear a support garment under a white tank top, you should always go for black. Nothing says class like...
Alex,
If Melisa goes with me to the small child's soccer game it doesn't matter what I wear or what I do. All eyes will be on her.
She is young and beautiful and not a soccer mom....or a mom at all...
unless you count her cat "Ass."
I promise....I could be stark naked and people will come up and ask me...."HEY! Who's your friend." "Is she single?" I could be offering them the world and they will still want to know who Melisa is....although....your suggestions do light a fire of some kind in me....bra strap hanging out of tank top....push up bra.....Colt 45 in one hand.... ....cigarette in the other......hmmmmmmm!
If Melisa goes with me to the small child's soccer game it doesn't matter what I wear or what I do. All eyes will be on her.
She is young and beautiful and not a soccer mom....or a mom at all...
unless you count her cat "Ass."
I promise....I could be stark naked and people will come up and ask me...."HEY! Who's your friend." "Is she single?" I could be offering them the world and they will still want to know who Melisa is....although....your suggestions do light a fire of some kind in me....bra strap hanging out of tank top....push up bra.....Colt 45 in one hand.... ....cigarette in the other......hmmmmmmm!
.....and I could yell stuff like...
"Score a homerun ya little bastard!" and "How about a touchdown ya son of a bitch!" Oh. I would do soccer mom's proud.....
"Score a homerun ya little bastard!" and "How about a touchdown ya son of a bitch!" Oh. I would do soccer mom's proud.....
Excellent! I really want footage of this. Especially if you go naked with Melisa. That sounds especially hot.
LOLOLOL! im am peeing my pants over here! thats a great idea alex and loralee! i have those fake teeth we can put in. we'll go for the whole "Monster" (the movie) look. we'll tell small child to "kick some ass in the field" while scratching our butts with dirty fingernails.
# posted by : 2:32 PM
: 2:32 PM
Now we're in the spirit of things.
Let me know when you get the video footage on the internet, Ellie May. ;)
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Let me know when you get the video footage on the internet, Ellie May. ;)
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